Once upon a time there were two elves, one named Cisco and the other named Switch. They both loved playing with switches and routers, and they often had races to see who could build the biggest and best network. One day they had a big argument over which was better, Cisco or Switch. They both decided to have a competition to see who could build the best network. The first day, Cisco managed to build a huge network with lots of features and it worked perfectly. Switch was very impressed. The second day, Switch managed to build an even bigger network, with more features and it worked even better than Cisco's. Cisco was very impressed. The third day, they both tried to build the biggest and best network again, but this time neither of them could get it to work properly. They both ended up covered in snow and frustrated. In the end, they both agreed that they both loved playing with switches and routers, and that they were both equally good at it.